1. I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.
2. Mmm. San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".
3. I don't know how to put this , but i'm kind of a big deal . People know me.
4. Um, I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
5. Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
7. I regret this decision immediately
8 I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..
9. [sobbing inside a phone booth] I'm in a glass case of emotion!
10. Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
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